If I liked boys in that way, I’d celebrate him everyday.
Alas, I don’t. Its plain to see. And yet he’s still my cup of tea.
He’s got big balls, the bravest kind. Inside that iron suit you’ll find,
A man quite born to save the day, or solve the crime the thoughtful way.
A wicked wit, the keenest mind, and if you’re trapped you might just find
He’ll blast the door or pick the lock and prove himself. No shit, Sherlock.-Colin Farrell